Egg Roll, The White House Kind

The P90 family is going to the White House Egg Roll on Monday. Mrs. P90 entered the lottery at random and we got tickets. How cool is that?

But seriously, this Egg Roll is crazy on about 1,000 levels. First, the Bay City Rollers are playing. Yes, as in "Heed - turn down the Bay City Rollers" and as in a Scottish boy band from the 70's!

S   A   T   U   R   D   A   Y    NIGHT!
S   A   T   U   R   D   A   Y    NIGHT!
S   A   T   U   R   D   A   Y    NIGHT!
S   A   T   U   R   D   A   Y    NIGHT!

And if that wasn't crazy enough, you have the most ridiculous list of prohibited items ever! Wait what? I can't bring this stuff?! WTF? Why wouldn't you bring fireworks, knives, mace, and weapons to the White House Egg Roll? Who do they think is planning to attend this thing? 50 Cent and the Michigan Militia? Did we really have to stipulate that you can't bring fireworks? Is there really someone reading this saying "ah $hit, I can't bring mace and firecrackers! what kind of lame-ass non blowing $hit up kind of easter egg roll is this going to be? I was gonna jam an M80 inside a chocolate bunny!"

Whenever I read a list like this I lose my faith in man kind.